Gah.. the irony!..

Eats, Shites & Leaves: Crap English and How to Use It

• A writer should not annoy half of his readers by using gender-specific language
• Always finish what you star…
• Avoid overuse of ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
• Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake
• Always avoid annoying alliteration
• Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky
• Always pick on the correct idiom
• A writer must not shift your point of view
• Avoid cliches like the plague – they’re so old hat
• Be more-or-less specific
• Consult the dictionary frequently to avoid mispeling
• Comparision are as bad as cliches
• Contractions aren’t necessary
  

p.s. all typographical and semantic errors in this post are intentional.

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1. eve Says:
   January 25th, 2009 at 1:16 am

   HAHAHA BEN THIS IS DAMN FUNNY!

2. bangky Says:
   January 25th, 2009 at 10:55 pm

   (: